ASCII Kung Fu Theatre
Mace Windex
Episode 31  -  21 May 2002
© 2k1 to 2k3 Ryan Macklin
                
                
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Panel 1:
Joe: I feel like I can do anything after watching the movie. I can feel the Force!
Bob: The Dork Side of the Force.
A.M.: Do you always tease him?
Master: Only when the opportunity presents itself.
A.M.: Fair enough.

Panel 2:
A.M.: We're near the village.
Bob: Oh? Afraid, I am! Let Mace Windex take the lead, we'd better.
Master: Protect us with your lightsqueegee!
Joe: Hey! I'll take point! I'm not scared!

Panel 3:
Master: May the Force clean your windows!
A.M.: You guys are pretty mean.
Bob: He's my younger brother. It's my right.
A.M.: Your right? You arrogant bastard. If I had a penis, you would have your eye sockets violated vigorously with it.
Joe: Hey, there's the village! There's something out there!
Bob: Sounds like fun.