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Attack of the Jedi (part 1)

Episode 33 - 7 June 2002
© 2k1 to 2k3 Ryan Macklin

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Panel 1:

Joe: I have a lightsaber! I'm unstoppable!

Giant Spider #1: Oh god, not this still.

Giant Spider #2: I'd rather be dead that sit through this crap.

Panel 2:

Mysterious Green Man: That can be arranged!

Mysterious Purple Man: Take that in your face! The one that says 'Bad Motherfucker!'

Joe: Holy rusted metal! Jedi!

Mysterious Green Man: Master, this is the one we are looking for.

Panel 3:

Obi-Have: I am Obi-Have, and this is my master, Mace Windex.

Mace Windex: That's right. I'm one bad motherfucker.

Obi-Have: We can't let this lightsaber bullshit go on any longer. Enough is enough. Give it back now.

Mace Windex: Unless you wanna be Jabba's bitch! You don't fuck around with the Jedi Order like that, son.

Joe: I think I just soiled myself.

Obi-Have: That's why a Jedi's robes are brown. Now, hand the glostick over kid...