I'm Judah, and when I was eight I used to ride my Huffy across the street as fast as I could and hit the front brake just as I got to the edge of the ivy in my front yard. It's called a "donkey kick," and it's fun if you don't land on a rock. Then, when I was eleven, we moved to a house without a front yard and I didn't want to try a donkey kick on the driveway, so it's been ten years since I did one, but I bet it's still fun.

Ryan made me read a book about communists and write about what was in the book and now the words I wrote are on the internet. There are a whole lot of other words I wrote at http://badwickedworld.waferbaby.com/, but most of those words aren't about the book.