Ryan can be reached at ryan@hmfy.com
Ryan's character sheet for the HMFY roleplaying game.

Name: Ryan Macklin Race: forty-yard stroll Class: Web Messiah Level: 12 XP: 2342 GP: 28 HP: 73 / 104 MP: 648 / 720 PP: I gotta go      Stats: Strength: like a virgin Dexterity: I hit you twice! Wisdom: two million Funk 'n Groove: like a roller coaster, baby Sex Appeal: indeed Charisma: n. What Ryan has. gr. Burrito: 10% Force Power      Attributes: Clerical Investment   (Patron Saint of The Internet) Code Magery, level 5 Ninja-like University Education Finishing Moves:   Syphilitic Duck Fist-Punch   Hyperactive Platypus Roundhouse *May use a doorknob in combat      Skillz: Anime Watching (13) Boardgaming (21) Can't Speak Swedish (100) CD Listening (18) Comicstrip Creativity (3) Computer crap (256) Creditor Dodging (12) Crowd Fu (16) Gaming (3d10+7) |33+ sp33k (5) NBC Warfare (15) Photoshop (e) Alphabetizing (28) Running (2) Typing Accurately (-17)      Items: Cell Phone of Pizza Summoning Cursed Sony PlayStation 12 potions of "Dr. Feelgood" Wand of Channel Changing Semi-retarded Tri-legged Crab +10 Combat Doorknob Enemy Skill Materia      Grimoire: Make Things Burn Consume Beverage Quickly Code Quick Like a Bunny Create "Dr. Feelgood" Unemployment, minor Overdraft Protection Free Checking