Sasha is a bald fat guy by day, but by night he is a swashbuckling action hero who puts Zorro to shame. His hobbies are hitting on women, fighting crime, lying to people, swinging on chandeliers, hitting on women, mocking the handicapped, and hitting on women.

His favorite color is paisley and he will have fries with that.

Get to know the living legend. Send your fanmail to sasha@hmfy.com